May 2011
94 posts
How I Met Your Mother♥
Watched the season 6 finale’ tonight, Lily is pregnant and Barney’s gettin married! Incredible episode
Zombies
I ♥ their swagger! =)
“Oh bleeding cowboy, I wish you would bleed to death”
Bob Dylan with Suze Rotolo in Greenwich Village. Shot by CBS staff photographer Don Hunstein in February 1963.
“In seven days, God created the world. And in seven seconds, I shattered mine.”
— Seven Pounds
Can’t sleep. Hearing sounds and seeing shadows, wth Scooby Doo my apartment’s haunted
Too much Nyquil leads to sheep just floatin by, floatin by, floatin by
No, I'm not colorblind. I know the world is black...
Im'a start wearing bowties, they be classy
The most Interesting man in the world
“He ran a marathon backwards, just to see what second place looked like.”
Self Righteous
“You’re never gonna find any peace, you’re like a haunted house in daylight.”
“Any country that wants my movie, request it (Except The Republic of Niger). Y’all need a new name.”
—Zach Braff
“My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me. So wont you kill me, so I die happy?”
— “Hands down” by Dashboard Confessional
Redsox peanut vendor has a lisp
He’s yelling “POPCORN, PENIS, COLD BEER!”
So is your face
Watching 'Mounted In Alaska'
Wasn’t expecting it to be about taxidermy O__o
I’m fatter now thanks to Arby’s
I really love my bank's Raise Your Rate CD
“You want a pay raise ASAP?”
“You spent 8 days lost at sea?”
“You love watching your neighbors watch TV?”
Adriana Lima♥
When Piglet stutters
He says “Pooh Pooh” xD
The most Interesting man in the world
“His mother has a tattoo that reads, SON.”
Ed Hardy♥
If I was a pirate I'd shout out "Yo Ho!"
I met a real pirate, she high five’d me for wearing a Bieber teeshirt xD
A butterfly hit my face, not sure if it was starting a fight or trying to makeout
Scrubs
Dr Cox: Barbie, are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr Pepper is a doctor?
The most Interesting man in the world
“His dog named himself Lucky.”
Transformers2♥
Having a deep conversation with that chocolatey coo coo bird on the cereal box
Janet
“I’m falling in love with you balloons or no balloons”
Zach Braff and Donald Faison♥
Church people knocked on my door and gave me a picture of Jesus! I’m off to Walmart to buy a frame
The most Interesting man in the world
“Santa Claus sits on HIS lap.”
Dmitri Afinogenovberg is fighting Viktor Vyacheslavchek in Olympic hockey replay
Woke up with my heart racing, so much action in my dream I’d pay $10 to see it again
I set my clock to SeaWorld time =)
Go Redsox!
It’s raining so much a fish just floated past my window, Omg I found Nemo!
Stephan Jenkins
“We all end up ugly, now is our time to be beautiful and strong”